1. Top Thirteen Ways to Cure Boredom While in School

1. Make a random animal tournament. Get 16 random animals, and have them fight tournament style. Can be done with pen and paper. Take into account strengths and weaknesses of each animal.

2. Hangman

3. Read

4. Drawing or doodling

5. Assuming you can talk to friends, play 20 questions or chat about random topics

6. Picture Tennis. (Someone starts a pictures, passes it to someone else who adds something to the picture, they pass it back and so on)

7. Pretend you have super powers and can read minds

8. Invent a board game

9. Write (about whatever)

10. Get on the computer and visit random websites

11. Did you try the random animal tournament? If not, do so now.

12. Actually do homework (Hahahaha, yeah right)

13. Write down a list of all the super powers you can think of, and list the pros and cons of each. Doodle the powers in action if necessary.

2.  Top Thirteen Overrated Jobs of All Time

1. The President

Have you seen a movie with a President? How did it turn out for him??

2. Cowboy

Alone on the range.

3. Pirate

Have you heard the jokes?

4. Programmer

A single comma or a space can make you search frantically and doubt yourself for several hours. You also don't get to hack the government, KGB, etc. whenever you want.

5. Private Eye

You're a paid stalker, do you want to be know for this?

6. Mercenary

Imagine being in the Army with none of the back up.

7. Doctor

Its as exciting for them as it is for your when you go to see them.?

8. Lawyer

Guess how many high profile cases there are in a year? Guess how many you'd get. 0

9. Ninja

The same problems that a merc has except, you gotta keep it on the down low.

10. Gigantic Version of Normal Sized Animal

You are the only one of your kind and everyone thinks you're destroying New York when you drop by.

11. Archaeologists

I hate to tell you but I've followed all of the sign between the Pyramids, Stonehenge, The Great Wall, and Easter Island on Google Earth and I haven't seen Atlantis or a city of gold. I'm willing to bet that archaeologists have the same luck.

12. Bounty Hunter

Combine a ninja, a mercenary, and a cop.

13. Spy

Its like being a ninja with bullets flying by instead of arrows.

3. Top Thirteen Ways to View This Website

1. Firefox 3
2. Firefox 2
3. Safari 4.0
4. Safari 3.0
5. Firefox
6. Netscape 8
7. SeaMonkey
8. Opera 9.6
9. Camino 1.6
10. Any Earlier Versions of the Aforementioned Browsers
11. On a Cell Phone Browser
12. As HTML Code
13. As Binary

4. Top Thirteen Foods to Eat at Midnight

1. Cake
2. Doritos
3. Pie
4. Burger King (Diddy said so)
5. Wendy's
6. Cookies
7. Cheese
8. Ice Cream
9. Hostess
10. Sammich
11. Fruit
12. Little Debbie
13. Pork Rinds

5. Top Thirteen Cheap Strats

1. Spawn Camping
2. Corpse Camping
3. Camping in general
4. Farsight-XR20
5. Aimbots
6. Running in circles (Ask computers how they like this)
7. Alt-F4
8. Botting
9. Weapon Camping
10. Ninjaing
11. What ever the Alliance/Horde (Select your mortal enemy) is doing to win WSG all the time
12. Cloak and Smoke
13. Grenade/Rocket Martyr

6. Top Thirteen Stacraft Units

13. Wraith- Not very strong by itself, but combined with an air force of Valks and Battlecruisers it becomes a powerful killing machine.
12. Firebat- Not much use against the Protoss, but when faced with a Zerg force it because the Terrans most valuable land unit.
11. Devourer- Not strong on it's own, but great at pissing the enemy off with its "powers".
10. Guardian- Dominates buildings. So much.
9. Mutalisk- Not great, but together with Guardians they make an impressive force.
8. Templar- I hate them. They can all die.
7. Zerglings- Zerg Rush, 'nuff said.
6. Marines- Versatile unit, handy to have around. Great for base defense when in bunkers, even better with a few medics.
5. Medics- Combined with a Marine/Firebat force, they become near unstoppable.
4. Hydralisks- Like a Marine, but stronger.
3. Battlecruisers- The pound air, and ground, and everything else.
2. Carriers- Slightly better then a Battlecruiser considering their shields recharge quite fast.
1. Scourge- Picture this: you just build an epic, fully upgraded group of 12 Battlecruisers for near 10,000 minerals. You prepare to move on the enemy Zerg when BAM! 24 Scourge come from no where and destroy all of your Battlecruisers. The worst part? They are only 50 minerals...For 2.

7. Top Thirteen Websites (Besides us) of All Time

1. Google
2. Wikipedia
3. YouTube
4. Newgrounds
5. Kongregate
6. Rooster Teeth
7. Icanhascheezburger
8. Albino Black Sheep
9. Adult Swim.com
10. GameFAQS
11. ATOMFilms
12. Penny Arcade
13. Mechapixel

8. Top Thirteen Games With the Best Storylines

1. Mass Effect
2. Halo (Yes its a good story line)
3. Star Wars KOTOR (one and two)
4. Pikmin
5. Pokemon
6. Battlefield: Bad Company
7. Gears of War
8. Fable
9. Dead Rising
10. Metal Gear Solid
11. Resident Evil (cant go wrong with zombies)
12. Portal
13. Half-Life

9. Top Thirteen Ways to be Successful

1. Be born lucky, with plenty of innate skills, and to good parents who can make you successful
2. Invent something with no real use but make people think they need it
3. Do something never done before, and then brag/write books about it
4. Hack reality and change it
5. Make poeple think you are successful even if you aren't
6. Start a company that will one day own the Earth
7. Create a website that the public visits habitually
8. Invent something so useful that people can't live without it
9. Train to be an Olympic athlete
10. Theorize something and be right
11. Write a book about something and have Oprah mention it
12. Read lists/books/etc. about why other people are more successful than you
13. Tell other people how they can reach your level of success

10. Top Thirteen RPG Cliches

1. Amnesiacs Anonymous - No matter the plot of the game either the hero, main villain, or princess will be an average peasant with no background because they "forgot" it and mysteriously appeared.
2. Law of Primes - All enemy's health, magical artifacts, support structures, or other objects that must be collected or found for the hero's benefit come in twos, threes, fives, or sevens.
3. Law of Technology - Technology * year is always equal to the same number for a given storyline, and the old technology was the source of their downfall, and the current crisis.
4. Vacuum Packed - No matter how skilled the ancient heroes were they only just managed to seal the villain 1000 years ago, just so you can fight it and hopefully kill it this time around. Also the hero/hero's ally will be the reincarnation/descendant/survivor of the ancient group.
5. First Sight - It only takes one look for any female character to fall in love with the main character, provided they're a guy, and will be used as a plot device later on.
6. 1000000 for 1 - Saving the world/King/Ancient power is the only way bridges and buildings can be built and peoples lives can advance.
7. Knife in back - There will be at least one betrayal against the hero/king/party by the least suspicious member but will still be a total shocker.
8. Not quite yet - The last battle will never end after one speech or death. The big baddy must have at least two forms, or will sacrifice himself to summon/or be killed by the actual boss.
9. Lazy authors - All books will have two paragraphs of text or less.
10. Destructomax - A capital city/ship/hero's village will be destroyed before the game ends.
11. Sherlock Holmes - No one will take notice of you running through a city, carrying massive weapons, being inches from death, your animal companion but will almost always notice the boss of the hour almost instantly.
12. One - All emergency situations have one cause and solution, which is to kill the cause.
13. Traveler's woes - Travel from A to B is always ridiculously tedious and dangerous to a hero but not to the peasants who has to hurry ahead to the next town. This is because they can run as fast as sound and will tell everyone of your deeds before you arrive, unless the plot could be advanced by having them not have heard of you.

11. Top Thirteen Artificial Beings

1. R2-D2 - Star Wars
2. HK-47 Star Wars
3. Omega - Red vs. Blue
4. Cortana - Halo
5. Delta - Red vs. Blue
6. Master Control Program - Tron
7. IG-88 - Star Wars
8. HAL 9000 - 2001: A Space Odyssey
9. C3PO - Star Wars
10. Droidekas - Star Wars
11. WOPR - War Games
12. Agent Smith - The Matrix
13. Deus Ex Machina - The Matrix

12. Top Thirteen Side Characters in Video Games

1. Dog (Half-Life)
2. Luigi (Mario)
3. Sgt. Johnson (Halo)
4. Companion Cube (Portal)
5. Baird (Gears of War)
6. Yoshi (Also Mario)
7. Wrex (Mass Effect)
8. HK-47 (Star Wars KOTOR)
9. Cortana (Halo)
10. Gaz (Call of Duty 4)
11. Team Rocket (Pokemon)
12. Slippy (Starfox)
13. Joker (Mass Effect)

13. Top Thirteen Boss Battles

1. Dagoth Ur - The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
2. Sephiroth - Final Fantasy VII
3. Megaman Juno - Megaman
4. Bowser - Mario
5. Ganon - The Legend of Zelda
6. Dracula - Castlevania
7. Mother Brain - Metroid
8. Majora - The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
9. Dragoon - Super Metroid
10. Queen Metroid - Metroid II: Return of Samus
11. Galamoth - Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
12. Garland - Final Fantasy
13. Dracolord - Dragon Warrior