Rated by things I'd rather do than listen to this crap 

1. We Built This City - Starship
Watch a Carrot Top comedy special

2. Rollin' - Limp Bizkit
Play Superman 64

3. Party All the Time - Eddie Murphy
Party none of the time

4. Invisible - Clay Aiken
Sport his haircut

5. Kokomo - The Beach Boys
Eat tacos and wings for two straight weeks

6. From a Distance - Bette Midler
Run the distance to escape this song being played at 140db

7. What's Up - Non Blondes
Stay off The Internet for a week

8. Pumps and a Bump - Hammer
Hit my toes with a hammer for ten minutes

9. You're the Inspiration - Chicago
Burn hairs off of my leg with a lighter

10. Broken Wings - Mr. Mister
Rub styrofoam against a window

11. Two Princes - Spin Doctor
Spin non-stop in an office chair for an hour

12. Superman - Five for Fighting
Go down a dry Slip N' Slide

13. My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
Put on IcyHot after taking a shower