Top Thirteen Plays on Words
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Friday, 16 January 2009 15:41
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1. Local Area Networks in Australia: The LAN down under.
2. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
3. If you jump off a bridge in Paris you're in Seine.
4. A bicycle can't stand on its own: It's two tired.
5. Acupuncture: A jab well done
6. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
7. A sign in the lawn of the rehab clinic read, "Keep off the grass"
8. Don't join dangerous cults. Practice safe sects.
9. Two silk worms were in a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. A calendar's days are numbered.
11. A will is a dead giveaway.
12. A dyslexic poet writes inverse.
13. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.