1. The President

Have you seen a movie with a President? How did it turn out for him??

2. Cowboy

Alone on the range.

3. Pirate

Have you heard the jokes?

4. Programmer

A single comma or a space can make you search frantically and doubt yourself for several hours. You also don't get to hack the government, KGB, etc. whenever you want.

5. Private Eye

You're a paid stalker, do you want to be know for this?

6. Mercenary

Imagine being in the Army with none of the back up.

7. Doctor

Its as exciting for them as it is for your when you go to see them.?

8. Lawyer

Guess how many high profile cases there are in a year? Guess how many you'd get. 0

9. Ninja

The same problems that a merc has except, you gotta keep it on the down low.

10. Gigantic Version of Normal Sized Animal

You are the only one of your kind and everyone thinks you're destroying New York when you drop by.

11. Archaeologists

I hate to tell you but I've followed all of the sign between the Pyramids, Stonehenge, The Great Wall, and Easter Island on Google Earth and I haven't seen Atlantis or a city of gold. I'm willing to bet that archaeologists have the same luck.

12. Bounty Hunter

Combine a ninja, a mercenary, and a cop.

13. Spy

Its like being a ninja with bullets flying by instead of arrows.