1. Psychology 236: Game
If you're going to be welcomed into Man Country, you're going to need the suave powers of George Clooney. Name a single spy movie where the main character didn't get laid? Can't think of one? I thought so. In Psych 236 you will learn the tricks of the trade so you can bag your own innuendo named mistress. Skills learned include: drink mixing, smooth talking, the "bag 'n' tag", advanced pun usage, "bad" jokes, and the trademark smile. Classes on Friday and Saturday starting at 10 PM, taught by Barry White.

2. Chemistry/Engineering 309: Improv (Credits only applicable for 1 department)
Have you ever been stuck in a sticky situation with almost no supplies? While you average Joe would assume the fetal position you'll learn to to improvise and save your ass. MacGyver's law, "Any object is useful, given the correct circumstances" will be deeply explored. An additional lab period must be reserved to demonstrate proficiency, and test the limits of your creativity. Before the semester is over you will have built you first household versions of these weapons: flamethrowers, nerve gas, C4, miniature atomic devices, and handguns! Classes held Monday, Wednesday, and Friday 10 AM. Labs will be assigned on the first day of class. Taught by Rorschach.

3. Computer Science 135: Advanced Hacking II: Fuck Encryption
Ever since the digital revolution the world of information gathering has become exceedingly difficult. Eavesdropping can only get you so far, but evidence freshly ripped from a database is worth so much more. In this class you will learn the advanced concepts of hacking: password guessing, database infiltrations, finding mainframe databases, locating useful information, and speedy file transfers. Extra equipment and custom operating systems will be required in accordance with Hollywood Standard. Classes held on Tuesday and Thursday 1 PM. Taught by Matthew "David" Broderick.

4. Physics 210: Advanced Driving
Ever wondered what the limits of a car were? In this class you will learn the forces that a vehicle encounters during travel, and how you can manipulate them. Drifting, jumping, and speeding in reverse all have their unique problems, but they are problems that can be prepared for. Students must own their own car and have mastered the basic principles of driving. Must have also completed Math 165. Classes held on Mondays and Fridays at 2:30 PM. Taught by Vin Diesel.

5. Math 165: Ballparking
Accurate math doesn't come quickly, and time is a precious resource that you may not always have. In this class you will learn the fundamentals of ballparking which has uses in: deconstruction, disarmament, flee tome scenarios, and advanced driving. You could figure out how much plutonium you would need to overload a reactor to 6 significant figures, but would you have time to? Accuracy will only be measured in effectiveness and efficiency, but speed will be the central focus of this class. Class on Mondays at 2:30 PM. Taught by Russell Crowe.

6. Theatre 400: Senior Level Acting: Undercover
Staying hidden in plain sight is quite a trick and requires hours of practice. However, once you have mastered the art you will be unrecognizable. Your best friends could look right at you and only would get the slightest sense of deja vu, before introducing themselves and spilling their darkest secrets. Suggested to be taken alongside Psychology 236 for those majoring in seduction. Costumes and props will be readily available. Principals taught include: ID modification, fake name theory, accent analysis, and facial hair modification. Class held Saturdays 8 PM. Taught by James Bond.

7. Physical Education 100: Essentials of Fighting
At some point in your life some one will call you a pussy. At some point shortly there after you will want to fight them, but will you be able to redeem yourself or will you prove their point? Practice will be the only way to ensure your victory. Not only will you dabble in the basic forms and techniques of every major fighting style (krav maga, kung fu, and street fighting have special focuses) but you will also begin the basics of choreographed group fighting. Classes held Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 6 AM. Additional gym time in the weight room is Tuesday and Thursaday at 5 AM. Taught by Rocky Balboa.

8. Physics 220: Quantum and Nuclear Physics I
In the recent past many new devices that seem magical to the untrained eye have been unleashed. Cloaking, teleportation, miniature nuclear devices, and more are becoming the symbols of the modern espionage scene. While some "scientists" claim these are myths they do not have to deal with the cold, hard reality of the field. Emphasis will be put into field experience, but theoretical background knowledge will be explored in the areas of: reaction overloading, polarity reversal, electromagnetic pulses, and controlled releases. Class held Monday, Tuesday, and Friday at 8 AM. Taught by Q.

9. Sociology/Psychology 236: Analysis and Deduction
Any of your "targets" that don't have their heads firmly shoved up their anuses will make an attempt to cover their trail. While most of the populace would be utterly confused you, at the end of this class, will be able to see through their best attempts. Paper trails, accidental evidence, reverse reasoning, and culturally linked symbolics will begin to chip away at the best of disguises and plans. Classes held on Sunday, Monday, and Wednesday at 11PM. Taught by Sherlock Holmes.

10.  Theater 105: Costume Design
Every hero has his own unique costume, but this class isn't just for them! Anyone who has needed to quickly make a disguise may also be interested in this class. Everything from classic spandex to ghillie suits will be explored with emphasis placed on speed, design, and accuracy. Essential for anyone who may not want to be seen all of the time, and for those who do as this class covers everything from flashy to camouflage to incognito. Class held Thursday and Friday at 2:30 PM. Taught by Jason Bourne.

11. Physical Education 400: Getting Jacked/Senior Thesis
In the final p.e. class offered at MCU you will complete the intensive training started at day one. In this class cardio as well as strength training will push you to the limits of human capability, culminating in demonstrative endurance and strength final. Cardio held Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday at 5 AM. Strength training held Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 6 AM. Taught by R. Lee Ermey.

12. Physics 305: Bullet Dynamics
In the world of modern combat it is difficult to not be in a situation where guns are involved. Everyone, from your grandmother to your little sister, is carrying heat at all times. Guns, like vehicles, have many forces acting simultaneously upon them. This class not only focuses on the theoretical background of shooting, but also has several practical assignments to harden your shooting skills. Guns will not be provided by the University and every student must carry a valid FOID card at all times. Not available on California campuses. Class held Friday, and Saturday at 2 PM.

13. Psychology 399: So You Want To Be A Badass?
While you may have all of the skills it takes to become an elite CIA operative, superhero, marine, or jedi do you have the mental stability and constitution? Being a badass may seem like an easy job, but your mind will be placed under the constant stress of nuclear threats, violated UN treaties, Intergalactic war, etc. To rid your mind of the stress techniques such as "dealing with it" and "manning up" will be taught. Not suggest for the weak willed, or those with know psychological conditions. Class held daily at 3:30 PM. Taught by Achilles.