I wrote a poem. That's right: A fucking poem.
If you have a problem with it, than make your own dammed website.

The ads that decorate every web page
Probably give you a fair amount of rage
But without them, geeks like me don't get paid
And lets face it; broke nerds ain't getting laid

To ease your pain, I'll give you something a little absurd
From Randall Munroe: one hell of a nerd.
Pop-up ads might be a sin
But they're hilarious in the voice of Morgan Freeman

So when you're back home you have a choice
Whether or not you'll read this in his voice
This is a little dirty, I won't deny
But think about pills that help out a guy

Is your "length" getting you down?
Does you "lack of girth" make your girlfriend frown
Cause with Pfizer's new pill for your dong
You'll be sporting your own five-dollar footlong.