Real Nerds don't use social networks, they make them.

Real Nerds don't document code, if you're going to read it you should already know what it does.

Real Nerds work 9 to 5, night to morning that is.

Real Nerds can live on energy drinks and pizza.

Real Nerds will spend days writing code, to make a site to watch crappy AMV's.

Real Nerds don't sleep, they produce energy from carbon dioxide and the light from their monitor.

Real Nerds can get the right answer if you give them the wrong numbers.

Real Nerds could make the world's greatest website, but then they would have to do something

Real Nerds are the people that really move the economy, because a $5000 statue of R2-D2 is worth every penny.

Real Nerds name their variables after anime characters.

Real Nerds can quote any movie, even ones they haven't seen.

Real Nerds think in binary.

Real Nerds that work in labs are only there because they want to be the guy who invents the lightsaber.

Real Nerds listen to MP5s.

Real Nerds own shotguns, just in case the dead should rise of course.

No Real Nerd's favorite color is blue, it brings back nightmare of the BSOD.?