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| Battle of Legends Part 1 |
| Stories, Jokes, and the Such - Random tidbits | |||
| Written by GhostGamer | |||
| Monday, 06 April 2009 02:56 | |||
Here's how the Battle Royal works; In the first round, 8 matches will be played, the winners of each match will move on. It will continue until two heroes remain.
The Players: Simo Hayha was a Finnish sniper in the Winter War. Using a Finnish variant of an M-28 and a KP-31 submachine gun to kill over 700 Russian invaders. The Soviet Union even bombed the entire fucking forest he was positioned at in hopes to kill him. He lived. Near the end of the war, Simo was shot in the fucking face, and lived. Basically the best sniper of all time.
King Leonidas, as most of you know from “300”, was the king of Sparta. His Spartans (Along with some Thespians) held off the entire Persian army in the battle of Thermopylae.
Attila the Hun ruled the Huns from 434 until his death in 453. He was one badass motherfucker who invaded a shit load of countries and areas. He was also very evil, apparently.
Genghis Khan united most of the nomadic tribes of northeast Asia. During his lifetime, he conquered a good portion of Asia.
Abraham Lincoln was the 16th president of the United States and is hailed as perhaps the best president of all time. His hat was also incredibly tall. Seriously, look at the fucking hat.
Napoleon Bonaparte was a military and political leader of France whose actions shaped European politics in the early 19th century.
Alexander the Great is hailed as one of the greatest military leaders of all time. He even thought to be completely undefeated on the battlefield. He was also an alcoholic.
Winston Churchill served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1940 to 1945. He even served again from 1951 to 1955. He also served in the British Army, making him even more of a badass.
Achilles was a Greek hero in the Trojan War. Apparently, this fucker was so awesome he was semi-immortal. His heel was his only weak point (I guess that's where we get Achilles Heel from).
Darius the Great reigned from September 522 to October 486 BC as the third Achaemenian King and called by some arguably "the greatest of the Achaemenid kings".
Julius Caesar was a gigantic badass. He was a Roman political and military leader.
Albert Einstein theoretical physicist. He invented such things as the Atomic Bomb, the general theories of relativity, and what it means to be a fucking genius.
Richard the Lionheart was commanding his own army by 16 and punishing anyone stupid enough to rebel. He is somewhat of an iconic figure in England.
Stonewall Jackson was a Confederate general in the American Civil War. He was one of the greatest American generals of all time.
Horatio Nelson is Britain's greatest naval hero.
Sitting Bull was a Native American Hero who was responsible for the victory of Little Bighorn. |
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| Last Updated on Monday, 06 April 2009 03:05 |