WARNING: I may not be a doctor, but I'm fairly certain this is unhealthy to eat or to think about eating. Make at your own risk. Also, make sure you cook this throughly, the cholesterol will be a large enough problem.

If you think you can handle this,
you'll need:

Bacon
Cheese (I like Mexican blend for this)
2-3 medium eggs
Additional food stuffs depending on your preferences
A frying pan
A cookie sheet for the bacon beast
Some paper towels

1. To begin take enough strips of bacon to make a woven pattern. A 6x6 square usually seems to work, but it might be different depending on your bacon's dimensions.

2. Since the weave probably won't withstand a flipping you're going to have to bake/broil this beast. Cook it to your liking, but it should be done completely while remaining flexible

3. Lay the bacon-mat on some paper towels to soak up the grease to prevent you hands from becoming greasy. Drain some of that grease into a pan and make some eggs to your liking. I'd recommend scrambled, and again cook this through. You don't need the salmonella to add to it.

4. Put the eggs on the bacon-mat. Then sprinkle some cheese on top of that. If you'd like you can add some peppers, sausage, etc. but this is a beast on its own.

5. Roll the bacon like a burrito

6. Prepare for a cholesterol/sodium bomb to go off in your stomach

7. Eat

Variaton:
War Crime Burrito AKA (2chickens1burrito (Advetising very intentional))
Chicken Bacon (Actually exists (I looked it up))
Add chicken to eggs