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Stories, Jokes, and the Such -
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Written by Brainless_munkey
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Wednesday, 21 April 2010 22:45 |
In this movie our hero, Colton McMan, receives a message from the Angel of Death, "Bring me as many souls as possible or I'll beat your ass up and down the block." He wakes up from his "dream" and walks into his kitchen. He sees his douchebag roommate who stole his girlfriend and who probably took the last bowl of Captain Crunch without asking too. He is apprehensive about his task, but after another message from Death through the television, by means of possessing a reporter and making him yell: "Do it bitch!" he has no choice. He beats the living hell out of the prick and a swift knife to the throat sends Colton down a dark, blood-soaked road for the next hour and fourty-five minutes. After reaping the souls of many anonymous gangsters, security guards, and random people in his way Colton is pitted in a final match against the Angel of Death. Who will win? Find out this summer. (Maybe, someone would actually have to take this pitch and make it a movie first)
Actor Wish List:
Jason Statham
Adam Baldwin
Samuel L. Jackson
Harley Morenstein
David Della Rocco
Forest Whitaker
Chuck Norris
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Last Updated on Monday, 21 March 2011 23:53 |