Premise: 10/10 Action (Insert snickers): 9/10 Distractions: 6/10 Story: 9/10 Intro: 10/10 Ending: 5/10 Unnecessary Dr. Manhattan Nudity: much
When there's fighting on screen its good, but random sex scenes and nudity make it feel like two movies were spliced together. Its like they made the porno spoof before the movie came out, and then they just put the two together. Here is some of the dialog as I understood it: Nite Owl: We should save Rorschach! Silk Spectre: We should get naked! Nite Owl: Lets do both! This isn't the strangest feature of the movie, and neither was Nixon's massive nose. Dr. Manhattan has discovered that nudity is a god-like power. There are maybe four scenes when he decides to wear pants. I personally believe that someone on the production team has a sick love of blue schlongs. When Rorschach comes up though, crap gets done. He just flips the bad-ass switch to active and goes to town. The Comedian, the other bad-ass of the movie, makes the movie come to life even with his limited curtain time. In order to offset this bad-assery they upgraded Ozymandias's crap factor. The worst superhero sucks more than usual and has the worst costume ever in history. The movie follows the plot line well, but I still wanted Ozy to go down. I liked the movie, but be prepared to say, "WTF!" a lot.
