The Expendables... Where do I even begin? First off: yes, this movie has almost no plot and shitty diologue, but it does have almost every action hero that is still manly enough to pump some more steroids in himself and eat some testosterone for breakfast. Jason Statham breaks peoples necks. Jet Li ninjas people into the afterlife. Sylvester Stallone flexes people to death. Second: People are blown up, shot, burned, beaten, bloodied, maimed, tortured, stabbed, and fucked up by an automatic shotgun. Third: The body count alone is enough to warrant a viewing, even without all your favorite professional badasses.

Plot: Who gives a flying fuck?
Action: 100000/10
Special Effects: 9/10
Acting: Once again, who actually cares?
Almost Every Action Hero EVER: 10/10
Badass Kills: 10/10

Overall: 10/10

Final Word: There are those who say that this movie is a dumb copy of all the actors' other movies. I say those people can go fuck themselves and shut the hell up. This movie exists for the sole reason of making money and killing people who speak Spanish. And blowing shit up. A whole lot of shit. What this movie does may be stupid, violent, and juvinile, but it does it so awesomely that it deserves to be commended.