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| The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day |
| Reviews and Ratings - Movies | |||
| Written by Brainless_munkey | |||
| Wednesday, 06 January 2010 14:47 | |||
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This movie cost me a lot. Since someone made the executive decision to release a highly anticipated sequal in 300 or so theaters, I had to wait a few weeks to try to see it. After the second round of releases we found a theater that was only 100 miles away. I decided to drive up there with some fellow 2I1C writers and another friend when the curse of "Looking At The Damn Oil Pressure Gague When You Were Told Twenty Times Not To" struck. We broke down, and with my car thoroughly boned, we decided to try again later. The movie re-unleashes all the hell the MacManus brothers broke out ten years ago. The murder of a priest brings them from Ireland back to America to kick some more ass. Naturally, since this is a sequal and all, they acquire a new sidekick whose sole purpose is comic relief. Forced comic relief. (See footnote) Fortunately, the "comedy" was a minor set back in a tour-de-force of righteous killing and holy slaying. Shit gets fucked up, people die, and the boys return with style. Action: 10/10 Overall: 10/10 Final Word: The movie has strong ties to the original, but there is a clear stylistic difference between the two. Some people are fans of the new saints, but I liked the classic ones better. The story manages to keep true to its roots, and explain what a man is along the way. However, the "Awww shiiiit" ending will hype you up for the third movie nicely. FOOTNOTE (and potential spoilers): Dear Troy Duffy and anyone else involved in the writing of The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day, How can I put this lightly? DO NOT FORCE COMEDY INTO THE SCRIPT OF EPIC ACTION MOVIES. Romeo was a good sidekick, when his mouth was shut. No other time. None of his lines were too funny, and while they earned a minor chuckle I felt the line being forced into the movie. Stick to the basics. Also, you made him look like a complete badass when you first introduce him, and then proceed to make him look like a bitch for the entire rest of the movie. Work on that. Sincerely, Add us on:
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