Street Kings is actually a good movie. I know what you're thinking, and I couldn't believe it either. Yes, Keanu Reeves is in this movie. Yes, it takes place in Los Angeles. And yes, the first scene does have good ol' Keanu in a Hawaiian t-shirt and sunglasses. But don't worry, he doesn't go near a beach, or a surfboard. You're safe, no surfer guy here. He actually appears to have recovered from the deadly Matrix sequel disease, and made a good movie. The movie is about how there are two types of cops in LA: good corrupt cops and bad corrupt cops. Keanu is the former. And he is also apparently a supercop who just pisses excellence. He drinks ungodly amounts of vodka, drives his Dodge Charger SRT/8, kills people, yells at his fellow policemen, and repeats (not necessarily in that order). This is basically the whole movie. I think there was some sort of plot in there somewhere, but it doesn't really matter. It might have involved drugs and shooting people. Oh, and House is in this, too, which makes it even better. Keanu just seriously goes around and fucks shit up. He kills a bunch of people, cheats, lies, steals, and frames criminals. He doesn't take shit from anyone.

Plot: I think there was one...
Action: 10/10
Vodka: 10/10
Keanu's "acting": as amazing as ever
Blood: 10/10
House: 10/10

Overall: 9/10 (yeah, I know that all the scores are 10, but no movie is perfect, so it gets a 9)

Final Word: This movie is awesome. It has Neo, in a movie without him using "man", "dude", or other surfer words, and it isn't a sequel to The Matrix. Therefore, it's the only actual movie he has actually made since The Matrix. And, House is in it, so that's just icing on the cake. But this cake is made of drugs, and the icing is blood.