Shoot 'Em Up is a ridiculous, unbelievable, impossible movie. You need to know that before you watch it. It is made for fun, and it is not really meant to be serious. Having said that, this movie is effing sweet. It is funny, bloody, and well that's about it. It has Clive Owen, Monica Bellucci, and Paul Giamatti in it. It's about a guy who can shoot really well, and gets caught up in a bloody government conspiracy. It is amazing how many times they can work carrots into this movie, including some carrot death scenes. The acting is on par with a B movie, and the best moment is when a woman finds a baby on a merry go round, and is shot. Her stomach literally explodes. I'm not kidding.

Plot:5/10
Acting:7/10
Special Effects:8/10
Guns:10/10
Humor:9/10
Most Unlikely Sex Scene:11/10

Overall:9/10

Final Word: The plot may not be the most original, but the execution is memorable, the sex scene is amazingly awesome, and the carrot kills are sweet.