I have no idea what I witnessed on my television.

Music: ???/10
Acting: ????/10
Plot:
Ending: ???/10
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I'm going to review this movie with a story. Once, upon a time I was at a football game. I was talking to two friends and a kid I knew, but that I had never talked to for any great amount of time. Anywho, it was Halloween and they said, "Hey, we should watch Rocky Horror Picture Show. It's such a great movie." Then they went on about some other stuff that I could converse about. So I went for a few months and than decided, "I want to know what this movie is about." I did not Google, IMDB, or Wikipedia this beforehand. I merely had the movie and no idea what the disc contained. I put it in my dvd player.
    I was greeted by the intro song and the red lips. It was odd, but I accepted it. Then there was a wedding, a song, and than standard horror scenario number #117384. I said to myself, "Ok, it's a B-movie/musical. I'll adjust my expectations." I watched them walk into the mansion. I became confused. I sat there and watched whatever it was on the disk. After a song about "A sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania" I paused the movie. I stood up. I left the room. I made my lunch and got on the Internet for a while. Why? I was making sure I was awake, conscious, and fully lucid. About an hour later I went back and hit play. The movie continued in a similar manner. I watched the rest of it and left confused. I can't say that I loved it. I can't say that I hated it. I have not seen it again, but if someone suggested it I might watch it again.

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