Kick-Ass
Reviews and Ratings - Movies
Written by Brainless_munkey   
Wednesday, 21 April 2010 22:30

Kick-Ass answers our questions about average joes becoming heroes. No super powers, no Batman-esque technology. No fortunes to pay for our costumes and endless demand for grappling hooks. It was surprising then, when the coolest character in the movie wasn't our eponymous hero, but Hit-Girl, the 11 year old badass. She may be young, but she has been trained since she was a baby in the art of fucking shit up. She makes Kick-Ass looking a quivering little bitch. The blood flies, bodies fall, and shit goes down. And even though Nicholas Cage is in this movie, he makes fun of himself and the steaming pile of shit that is his career, so it's all good.

Costumes: 4/10
Casting: 10/10
Plot: 9/10
Action: 10/10
Nicholas Cage: 8/10
Ending:7/10

Overall: 9/10

Final Word: When the other superheroes fight people in this movie, they fuck shit up like it is nobody's business. Some "reputable" critics will argue that Hit-Girl's role is "vulgar" and "obscene", but I'll be straight with you and say it was fucking sweet. The ending is pretty predictable, but the refreshing mix of comedy and action will make you a happy movie-goer.

Last Updated on Friday, 20 August 2010 06:17