300
Reviews and Ratings - Movies
Written by Brainless_munkey   
Sunday, 24 August 2008 01:58

Premise: 10/10

300 vs tens of thousands. If that doesn't say sweet to you then you need to watch the trailer a few more times.

Action: 10/10

Pwnage. Blood goes everywhere, as do dismembered parts, and the 300 stick it to Persia. Look at the trailer, when you saw Leonidas kick the messenger into the pit you thought, "I need to see this now". There is a lot of slicing and dicing to behold, and what would make that better? Slow motion. The effect is over-used a wee bit, but doubles the awesomeness of the movie.

Plot, Story, and Filler Between Action: 6/10

If the movie had just been kicking the guy and then an hour or two battle scene that would have been fine. The story makes the movie better but isn't exactly necessary. Interesting and sometimes "exciting" but could have been actionathon.

Internet Reception: 10/10

Its a supercliche. Look at all of the random gifs and Youtubes and it won't take you long to find Leonidas. Even famous gifs have been 300ified.

Other Parodies: 4/10

This kind of work needs to be handled by the Internet. I'd rather watch a "This is Sparta" gif for an hour then som of the other attempted cliches. The good one was South Park's, but they know what the Internet wants.

OVERALL: 9/10?