In an epic battle of epicness, the state of Illinois has declared Pluto a planet. Despite the danger of starting a war over this controversial topic the General Assembly bravely voted this legislation through. The demotion of the pla, err . . dwar, umm . . . giant mass in space which we shall call a "planet" may have been an attempt to discredit the only man from Illinois to discover a planet.

To quote this historic legislation, "WHEREAS, Dr. Tombaugh is so far the only Illinoisan and only American to ever discover a planet"

Suck on that R. Paul Butler.

We also expect to see the following changes from Illinois, in our first ever political prediction of the future:
1. Water being declared an element
2. Hydrogen being declared a metal
3. The sun being declared a planet
4. Abraham Lincoln's Grave being declared the center of the Universe
and obviously, 5. 2idiots1computer.com being declared innapropraite for viewing in a state owned building

Brainless_munkey is a prou . . current resident of Lexington, Illinois.