Combat Fever 2009: Western Unreal League
Stories, Jokes, and the Such - Fight! Fight! Fight!
Written by Brainless_munkey   
Friday, 10 April 2009 19:08

Western Unreal League

Round 1

Walker vs. James Bond
Victor: Walker
What went down: British charm stood no chance against Walker's southern ass-kicking attitude. In short Bond got a roundhouse to the face.

Rambo vs. Sam Fisher
Victor: Rambo
What went down: Sam Fisher thought he was sneaky. Rambo can be sneakier.

Gordon Freeman vs. Buddy "Aces" Israel
Victor: Gordon Freeman
What went down: Cards vs. Crowbar. One kills people.

Mattias Nilsson vs. Captain Price
Victor: Captain Price
What went down: The crazy Swedish death machine didn't stand a chance against a .50 caliber round to the head.

 

Round 2

Walker vs. Rambo
Victor: Walker
What went down: Another brutal roundhouse to the face.

Gordon Freeman vs. Captain Price
Victor: Gordon Freeman
What went down: Gordon has too much experience with snipers for Price to be a problem. They thought they stood a chance in City 17, and they were wrong. 

 

Round 3

Walker vs. Gordon Freeman
Victor: Walker
What went down: A crowbar vs. a roundhouse. I know you would think that the weapon would win, but not when it gets kicked through your skull.