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Stories, Jokes, and the Such -
Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Written by Brainless_munkey
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Friday, 10 April 2009 19:08 |
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Round 1 Walker vs. James Bond Victor: Walker What went down: British charm stood no chance against Walker's southern ass-kicking attitude. In short Bond got a roundhouse to the face. Rambo vs. Sam Fisher Victor: Rambo What went down: Sam Fisher thought he was sneaky. Rambo can be sneakier. Gordon Freeman vs. Buddy "Aces" Israel Victor: Gordon Freeman What went down: Cards vs. Crowbar. One kills people. Mattias Nilsson vs. Captain Price Victor: Captain Price What went down: The crazy Swedish death machine didn't stand a chance against a .50 caliber round to the head. Round 2 Walker vs. Rambo Victor: Walker What went down: Another brutal roundhouse to the face. Gordon Freeman vs. Captain Price Victor: Gordon Freeman What went down: Gordon has too much experience with snipers for Price to be a problem. They thought they stood a chance in City 17, and they were wrong. Round 3 Walker vs. Gordon Freeman Victor: Walker What went down: A crowbar vs. a roundhouse. I know you would think that the weapon would win, but not when it gets kicked through your skull.
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