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Stories, Jokes, and the Such -
Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Written by Brainless_munkey
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Friday, 10 April 2009 19:24 |
Contender: | Rorschach | Walker | Occupation: | Vigilante Superhero | The Law | Likes:
| Nothing | Steak, America, Roundhousing | | Dislikes: | Everything | Rustlers, People who try to use guns | | Skills: | Homemade Weaponry, Hand-to-Hand Combat, Deduction, Detective Work, Being Bat-Shit Crazy, Manliness
| Foot-to-Face Combat, Hand-to-Hand Combat, Disarming Noobs, Impossible Feats, Manliness
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The Fight: Rorschach decides to take a stroll down by the docks. Little does he kno, Walker has just finished cleaning the floors there with the bodies of Texas's largest drug cartel. When Rorschach sees the pile of bodies he is barely moved by it. That is until the entire pile of bodies avalanches towards him. Rorschach jumps back to see Walker walking up to him. For about 35 minutes, or however much time the episode still has minus three minutes for a cheesy one liner and the credits, they engage into a very well choreographed fist-fight with no fewer than three explosions, two chocking incidents, and twenty deaths of innocent bystanders. After this Walker yells, "I am done!" and roundhouses Rorschach in the face sending him flying for about 80 feet until he splashes into the ocean dead.
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