Round 1

Rorschach vs. Solid Snake
Victor: Rorschach
What went down: Rorschach thought he saw a box move. What did he do? His crazy ass stabbed the box repeatedly. Was anything in it? Solid Snake's corpse.

V vs. John McClane
Victor: V
What went down: John didn't have time to reload after emptying a clip into V's bulletproof vest.

Tony Montana vs. Il Duce
Victor: Il Duce
What went down: Tony walked into a hurricane of bullets. It wasn't six guys with guns either. It was one man with six guns.

The Joker vs.Jules
Victor: The Joker
What went down: Jules ate a Royale with poison. 

Round 2

Rorschach vs. V
Victor: Rorschach
What went down: V was prepared to deal with Rorschach's hand to hand skills. What he wasn't ready for was a home-made flamethrower.

The Joker vs.Il Duce
Victor: The Joker
What went down: Stabby MStabsalot snuck up behind the crazed Irishman.

Round 2

Rorschach vs. The Joker
Victor: Rorschach
What went down: The joker had a whole array of traps planned for Rorschach. Unfortunately, for him he underestimated how paranoid Rorschach is, and how vindictive he can be. Rorschach beat the hell of of The Joker and then threw him off of a building, because he's a badass like that. The lesson we should learn from this: Don't mess with the paranoid.