Earl Grey is a world famous tea.

Taste: 9/10
Marketability: 10/10
Starpower: 10/10
Ability to change history: 10/10
How distinguished it makes you look: 10/10

    Earl Grey is not a British tea, its the British tea. Its what we Americans threw into the ocean, and started a war over. Its become so famous that it needs to agents. Have you ever seen a tea commercial for Earl Grey? I haven't. Why? Its in history books, there can be no better marketing. Oh, it also tastes like awesome. Its like having a dinner party a fortnight from now at a lovely cottage in Stratford, where all of the guests are in 1800's formal attire and one older gentleman with a large mustache and a monocle is ranting about the rambunctious colonies in a delightful accent, in your mouth. It will make you look and feel smarter, more distinguished, slightly British, and warm.

OVERALL: 10/10