Epicness: 100/10

Its Shakespeare, he owns the English language. He even made up words and everyone was so freakin' amazed by it they just wrote them in the dictionary for him. Everyone knows who he is and what he wrote, everything he wrote became instantly epic.

Lingusitics: 100000/10

If you read a play once its good, but the more you read it the more little things you notice and you get more out of it everytime.

Story: 100/10

He invented every famous scenario which crappy script writers have turned into a basic template for anything. How many books, movies, and TV shows allude to Romeo and Juliet? ALL of them. Everything references him at least once.? Even we like to contemplate what the Internet would be, or not be had Shakespeare not written anything.

Action: 10/10

Even for drama a lot of killing goes on. Don't believe me? Read Titus Andronicus. Yea no one got a happy ending, if you didn't know.

OVERALL: Infinity/10
Sounds stupid and boring, but its awesome.
Trust me, or the entire English speaking community.